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.." The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick
?"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion
."The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too

A:I have the perfect son
?B: does he smoke
A:No, hedoesn’t
?B: does he drink whiskey
A:No,he doesn’t
?Boes he ever come home late
A:No,he doesn’t
??B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How ld is he
A:He will be six months old next wednesday

One a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed…"What’s the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see an old lady standing

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single
one day a friend asked,"Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I’ve found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when Ibring them home to meet my parent’s my mother doesn’t like them
His friend thinks for a moment and says."I’ve go the perfect solution,just find a girl who’s just like ypur mother
A few months later they meet again and his friend says"Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like her
With a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl.She was just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very much
The friend said:Then what’s the problem?? fred replied:My father doesn’t like her